Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: [in a heavy Indian accent] May I speak to Mr. Venkatesan?

Me: Sorry. He’s not here.

Telemarketer: May I speak to Mrs. Venkatesan?

Me: Sorry. She is not here either.

Telemarketer: Then may I ask are you who?

Me: Their son.

Telemarketer: Do you make calls to India?

Me: Yes.

Telemarketer: Sir we are providing you 1 cent per minute flat rate for calls to India for this limited time.

Me: Uhh have you heard of Skype?

Telemarketer: Yes.

Me: It’s free. That’s what we use.

Telemarketer: Oh *hangs up*